Realli a hyper day man....been on the go non-stop! Woke up, went to work, sorted out some stuff, and then mid morning I get this call from my cousin sister.... 'Ehhhhh I'm coming from my house la... How to go to Tua Ku (our mums are sisters, Tua Ku's our eldest uncle) hse???'
OH MAN!!!!!! HERE WE GO AGAIN.........
from your house...after the toll, go straight, you see a U-Turn further up about 2km ahead,....do the u-turn and keep to your left, turn to the first left turning, u will see a tunnel in front of you, go under it, yadah yadah yadah......... OK I call you back in 5minutes
had to hang up the phone as I had incoming calls.....
So 5minutes later, I call her back....
'I just came out of the toll'
£$%^*£$%$$$$$................................
'why so long one'
'I drive slowly ma.....'
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ok (breathe in..........)
OK So I went through again... just to remind her...
Promise to call her again in 5minutes
so did summore calls to sort out some stuff for colleague.
Called cousin again. 'Where are you???'
'just u-turn.'
OK.... Good!!!
'Ok...so now u will need to turn first left, you will see signboard and a signage telling you where the Toyota showroom is...'
'Ya ya ya!!!!'
*big grin on me face* 'OK u will see the tunnel ahead of you. after that you'll haf to go another 700m then u'll see a split road and a Shell petrol station on the front(left). now... follow as if you're heading towards there. And then stick to the middle lane and go alllllllllll the way straight.... Then you'll see another Petronas petrol station on your left. I'll call u back in 10minutes'
5minutes later I call her..... 'Where are you???'
'I think I turn wrongly lar..... no Petronas one'
'huh??? no Petronas? U follow the road under the tunnel, straight on to the Shell station right??'
'Right....'
*scratch scratch....*
'so where are you now??'
'I drove past apartments and a school'
Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh??????????????
'apartments?skool??'
'Yah... I turn left after the Shell station!'
£$%%^£$%£$%^*£$%$$ nabehhhh... wat did I tell her earlier ?????'Why u turn left after the Shell station ? I told u to go straight til u see Petronas!!''Dunno laaa...'
*someone KILL me!!*'OK... So anyways, u u-turn lah.... and then go back on the main road.....I call u back in 5minutes'
'OK OK'
8minutes later I is call her.....
by now I'm like thinking.... GS is right... I realli got nothing to do, after she reads this she'll get me to organise every event of the year!!!!!'Where u now??'
'I pass by 2traffic lights liao, I can see Petronas ahead of me....'
'WOOHOOOOO WELL DONE PK'
'and another Shell station'
'Uiks??? another Shell station??'
'yeah'
'where is this shell station?on left or right side' (ehhhh...how come I dunno got Shell station one???)
'Right side'
'Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!' (yeah yeah, it's on right side,but I dun usualli use it as landmark ma... cos I'm not on that side of the road) 'Ok.... so now u know how to go tua ku hse lar, after the petronas traffic light, turn right at the next traffic light n u're almost there liao'
'Ya ya I know!!!!'
PHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10Minutes later I call her....
'OK arrr?/ got there liao ??'
'Yeah, pass to the security guard liao, tua ku not home!'
Erkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ?????? 'OK!!!'
'Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh how to get out of here arrr.....???'
dem!! PK u so stupid lar... shudn't haf called her right.... sei kay poh chi!!!!!
*wished I cud post tis on yahoo or fotopages, the emoticons'll be kewl!!!*
'OK... From tua ku hse, his house is on your right,. go allllll the way to the end of the road, turn right, then another right, and Left. And you're on the same road as the Petronas station liao, onli thing is you're on the opposite direction'
'riightttttttttt'
'OK now u drive lar... go all the way till the end'
'Ok' and then silence..................
I'm still on the phone.............
Silence...................
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'Where you at now?'
'still that road'
'OK I won't put down the phone. just follow the road, you will come to a T junction, right in front of you got shops wan'
'ok..... ok going through bumps. Wah lau here got a lot of bumps leh....'
'Yeah!!!!' (duhhhhh housing estate lar....)
'Ooohhhh ok... I see the shops'
'ok, turn right...'
'Turn right arrrhhhh???????'
'Yes.... turn right.... ohhhhhhhhh if you wanna go straight oso can....'
(little girl laugh) 'hehehe! How to go straight...'
%^£$%£$%^*£$ I TOLD u earlier it's T-junction right??? sheeshhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
'SO?? Turn lar......'
she turns.....
'ok now u see traffic light, after that turn right again, then go all the way to the end and turn left, a'ight??'
'OK'WHAT'S wrong wif that cousin, and my mum thinking I'm traffic police or wat.... I had another similar incident last year wif another cousin sister asking me for directions from another different toll... That's another story lar... siao one... I will try jog my memory and splurge the details here next time round.
I need sleep lah.... that took a lot of time and energy explaining it to her....
After work I was drebar, picked up my beloved UKP up from the airport wif his dear wifey.
Zonked out dude..... If I got time, I'll update this again lar, just watch this space if you haf the time.....
Cheerio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*bugger!! this whole entry took 36minutes to write*