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Ramblings/Rants/Reviews/(w)Riteups...of an average Malaysian Chinese, made in Malaysia, born and bred in the Klang Valley.... WARNING: If you know you're not supposed to be here reading this blog, BUGGER OFF! *no reproduction of this blog is allowed unless permission is sought.tenchu *otherwise.. DISCLAIMER : PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS BLOG IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED. VIEWS HERE ARE SOLELY OF AUTHOR'S (errmm because I'M THE OWNER?) and mostly based on the mood when I write.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

It's Thursday!!!

breakfast this morning.......


corn.asparagus.crabstick

boiled. Healthy leh.....

Feels like a rabbit.... *ribbit* burp

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

*ting* bleagh baahhh

walk walk walk..... EH ?? Got sale arr?? how comes so many plastic bag from that supermarket one???

Ok la.... later after gym go look see look see....

Walk.... then I see a couple ... the gal talking on the handphone. I hesitated like 2seconds..then beh tahan liao.... Tap the guys shoulder from the back lar. then I ask him.... Eh... sale arrr that supermarket? Then he said ya lor.

hmmm........ *ting*

Ok lar so I went. Ok lar I manage to control myself. Realised that everything semua makanan one... kekekek!!!

K K K ... Come... Lemme tell you what I bought k......

1paket of Cheezel buat adik adik-ku yang tersayang
*which after that blame me ask why I go n buy for them when they trying SO hard to diet n lose weight.... basket*
1paket of some Thai made instant noodle for Daddy/bro to try out
1paket of corn
3-in-1 enorki mushroom (fulamak... slurp.... sis suggest to do steamboat wor... nyek nyek nyek)
1can of cream of asparagus from de femes brand
1paket of asparagus

hmmmmmm wat else ar..??
dll i kennot remember ady......


Ok.. Anyways.... u must be thinking why I go n buy the cream of asparagus right? Well... LONGGGGGG time ago i had this superb pasta made wif cream of chicken n asparagus, but since we don't have that sold here, I ma make do oni lor......

Heat the cream of asparagus, dump in extra asparagus, chicken stock (no chicken ma... so chicken stock will do lar..) Stir stir stir... scoop a bowl.

KARRRRRRRRRR PTUIIIIIIIIII

blehhhhhhhh TASTE so cacat one.... ???????? :(((((

ok... then add a bit of salt and try try...Still .... bluerk (HOW DO PEOPLE eat those stuff??)

ok.... I saw some grounded pepper... add some in and some mixed herb.... Ah... Better.....

But stilll.... eeeeee...... HOW COMES hor... the one my pal did so the nice geh??? ishhhhhhh

menyesal....

Lucky didn't cook and call one whole kampung to come....

Saturday, May 26, 2007

HERROWWWWWWW

GOOD MORNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Guten Tag!!!

Had a very crazy week at work. The only day I cabuted early was Wed for Combat class. Just as I was ready to cabut, boss ask... eh.... everyone baliks ady ar? then I said... errrr... yahhhh Me oso...soon.

Then boss said... errmmmmm..... so early?

HAHHHH??? (opis hours ober ady wor.....) ISH....

then I said lar... Yah... got something to do

Then...Apa lagi lar....cabutsssssssss

next day... and Friday.... tarak chan wanna go back early. Boss keep calling gua mia ext...suruh buat ini itu.... (isk...menyesal sometimes go pandai pandai bagi the list to kontek us...)

Life for now... Liddat lar... Ish... Where got chan wanna cuci mata ar... Lunch time oso late. bleagh...

Ohhhhhhhhh but hor... I did see 'someone' last week at the gym. ahahaha!!! But hor... he def not Stefan lar. Cos I didn't dream we met in the gym geh....
But...didn't talk to him lar. cos I was tokking to some pals and then ... after i finish, he cabuts liao... huarghhhhhhhh!!!!

K K K ... Nex week must go n see if can see him again onot... roflol...

OKIEEEEEEEEE Time to blah. enjoy your weekend. Hugsss

Friday, May 25, 2007

This week

MAD Week at work. Worked 4days from 9am - 8pm average. It's crazy.... didn't even see mom the whole week.


*hope it's not for a long time.... This is getting pretty depressive!*

Heppi Burfday buddy!!!!!

Dear buddy,

HAPPY Birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

May this year be filled wif blessings and many many happy returns.

Lebiuuuuuuuuuu
Hugsss

Thursday, May 24, 2007

It's Thursday!!!

HAPPY Dayyyyyyyyy!!!!

Hey hey.... I chanced upon this guy's comedies the other day... Carlos Mencia.... check him out check him out.He's even on wikipedia. Nah.... read his profile here

beware though ... if you're those sensitive types you might not like him.

What I like about Mencia's shows are that he is real....Not to say others are fake. I still love Russell Peters.

Go check his shows out and lemme know u like onot la.....

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

tiu....

Saturday call me come to work....

#*&!&!^!!^%%


*think I got no life one arrr???*

peekaboo

Aihhhhhhhhhhh

Got some posts lined up, but not fine tuned yet... (che wah!!!)

be back in ... i dunno.... either later when I haf the time or this weekend lor....

Hoh?

in the meantime... Got 5chapters of VT's story liao... Go n read lar......

Cheers

STILL Waiting for 'someone' to upload her story over the weekend... *strumming my fingers on the table....*

Friday, May 18, 2007

Friday

G'day!!!

*blink blink....*

Just gotten out of the powder England training class that I'm subjected to....

This morning I got up dreading it lor... Realli geh... And then another pal oso dragged her legs over....

OK Lar eventually we went. Die die oso haf to wan wor....

Wa piang eh... BANYAKNYER exercises... Brain exercise... more exhaustive.

Racked our brains. Were glad to note some of our answers were correct. Phew!

Am drained. I need food.

Cheers

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Shortest essay

This is a story of a 16 year old boy from New Hampshire who won the World's shortest essay competition.

He was awarded a scholarship at the University of Harvard for his imagination and humour ....

Here's an example of absolute brilliance....

Shortest Essay:

An English university creative writing class was asked to write a conciseessay containing the following elements:

1) Religion

2) Royalty

3) Sex

4) Mystery

The prize-winner wrote:

"My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who the father is.

It's Thursday!!!

So? kena onot the number... aiii.. tonight must go n check check the newspaper ady... kekekeke!!!

Order of the day - rice,veg,one boiled egg from one stall.....and fried chicken at another...
The 2nd stall aunty just got back from holiday... spent chit chatting wif her and then go get the rice, then kambek wanted a piece of chicken.... She offered to reheat it for me.... yipppeeee!!!! I lurve her... wahahahahaha!!!!


just.one.more.day...

THEN it's da weekend....

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

great news....

unc A is back home...........

Coincidentally this morning was just talking about him discharging.. This pal of mine... Pagi pagi oledi called me... then i ask lar if she gone to see her good fren onot.... then she said notchet (ada ke... Been like more than a month ady, still x pegi visit... hapraks tul...)Then I was like... yah... Very good... by the time... he oredi discharge lu.....
then....She ajak me to go see him next monday in PJ. I was like..... WHAT? Drive half an hour back home and then down to PJ again to see him ar??? Sorri lar... Ngo mou kom wai tai ok...I love him lar... but.... I'll be so damn zonked out by the time I get home from work.

Mana tau... Good news woh.... Afternoon cherz sms to say he will discharge today wor.... saw the sms and replied...
kewlnesssss larrrrrrrr... Yahooooo!!!!

Then in the evening I told her wat happened. She say nex time she wan ask me for 4D number ady.... kakaakakka!!!!

Today's number's....


5


8


3


2

dun forget arrr... Kena ady... Must belan me ok?? tenchu!!!

Hugsssssssssss

Monday, May 14, 2007

me Monday

Was the Monday blues again. This week I got one WHOLE stack of documents (900pages) to process. Gila siut. I think oso sked liao....

Sei lar... This whole thing (plus sommore coming in this week) haf all got to be batched up and processed by nex Friday.

I no nid to do anything else ady,... just sit there n process all these nia....

Just got home not too long ago. Thankffully mummy dearest coooked a storm.mmmmmmmmuakssssssss mummy

foresee this week haf to OT lar... where oso no nid to go ady....no nid to gym, no nid to see kai ma... no nid to haf social life.

I miss those days....

Heck.... food calling me ady....

Sunday, May 13, 2007

so dem late...

Aiyoh....the ..... cacat internet connection .... arghhhhhhh

Been unable to get online properly.... And so it has affected my ability to email and blog. sigh. Feels so handicapped liddat.

See my blog posts oso so pathetic. wa piang ehhhhhh!!!!

Anyways, weekend been ok lar.

Yesterday had a nice nasi lemak breakfast wif pal before she kills me.then 2nd round ... dim sum... Of course after that had to go to the gym lar. Feels kinda alien now stepping in the gym oni twice or thrice a week. I so the sked to step on the scale. Blearkkk!!! *hope didn't gain weight*

Mother's Day today. Heppi Mother's Day too all the Mommies, and to my mom as well - thanks mom, even though you nag us like crazy, we know it's cos u love us very much. we lup u too!!
Our family went for dinner at one of mom's fave western place near home. Order of the day - Chicks rule d house. We had 2 1/2 chicks... lolx.

So fast another weekend Whoosh by.

It's another week. Haffa great week ahead!!

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Saturday, May 12, 2007

adoih....

Had lunch wif colleagues sometime back.....

Before lunch... There's oni the boss n me who drove on that day, and then hor... got more than 5 of us going.... So that means.... HAF to drive two cars la right??

One of the colleagues haf to ask me.... Can u drive?

I so wanted to reply eh...
DOHHHHHHH Kinda OBVIOUS isn't it?? the onli person who drove to work is boss n me.... ish...
u stupid one issit? dunno how to do math ar? how can ALL of us fit into that one car leh?

Tak pakai otak langsung.....

Thursday, May 10, 2007

tomolo wat day?? yayyyy

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Esok Friday liaooooooooooo

Sronoknyerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


I LAIK I LAIK.......

Wah today hor.... Training.... the trainer talk talk talk... yak yak yak... and then LOADS of walking.... information OBERLOAD lar.....

sei mei.. my legs n back aching ady.....

Tomolo morning anoder training session... but then hor.... got a lot of England one... I laikkkkkk hehehhehe!!! they say got test - test how powder your England one wor.... *yikes* hope me dun fail....

Teh satu ringgit

Teh RM 1.00


Seorang lelaki singgah di sebuah warung dan memesan segalas teh ais... Sebentar kemudian teh pun sampai dan ketika dia hendak meminumnya dia mendapati ada seekor lalat sedang berenang didalam tehnya.

Lalu ia memanggil pelayan....
"Waiter..! Kenapa ada lalat di dalam teh saya... !"
*che wah.... boleh panggil pelayan tu waiter...canggih nyer....*

Dengan muka bad mood si pelayan menjawab.. "tak kan lah dengan hargateh RM 1.00 Anda mengharapkan ada kambing di dalamnya... "

*WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA*

It's Thursday!!!

Haaaaaaa...
HELLO Everyone!!!

Sempat to even come in here to say HIIIIIIII

Been super super duper busy wif work lar.... ni yang aku tak suka ni.... isk....

Work, home, work nia... Gym oso just managed to go yesterday not a full class :x

This weekend ... hmmmmmmm wanna go mamak lar... see someone free onot lar... the Mango spesial... lolx....
and see unc Adrian.

Ernnie - so sorry didnt see u n your buddies. Hope you had a smashing time here. Eh u come down the nex time gip advance notis lar .... see you soon, hugs

Cheers all... Enjoy what's left of Thursday.

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Monday, May 07, 2007

Z weekend was....

Was not so bad a weekend after all.... albeit a bit tiring.....

Woke up at 8.30, had brekkie wif pet sis n another pal. Nasi lemak in SS2 wor.....

I was like... nice onot gehhhh.. ??? *raised eyebrow....*

Reached there... two of them oredi lining up....wa piang... manyak-nyer orang.... ish. Walked over to them, they asked what i wanted. Went to look see look see... WAH!!! So many type of dishes wan... wah! I want a lot a lot of dishes.. kekekekek!!!!!!In the end I took pet-sis rekomendo - beef + kerang. The beef slices were DELISH!!!!!

Chit chat a bit there lor. There was the drinks aunty there oso. Look so the familiar... So I MUST ask lar where she was from geh.....
From SS2... AAAAAaaahhhh NOW I remember.... she's the lady who sucked lemons all her life one lah.... When she was in SS2 hor... Very the pah pai (snobbish) one..... bleagh....
BUT HORRR.. Suprisingly, she was so the super nice leh Sat morning... Wished people good morning summore leh..... *tabik* Mebbe she's not a night person la......

After that... Went back to finish packing my stuff for the trip ler... and since pal was late (as usual...) even managed to mop the floor before I go... (so good right me???bwuahahahah)

We left for Ipoh at a VERY VERY late time... 4pm. SUPER the late right??? Cocktail starts at 7pm. so go figure....

Checked in the hotel, good thing buddy was so sweet to help iron my baju, i quickly went n mandi and scrub clean clean lar.... all the daki daki all....

OK... Squeaky clean... Went for the wedding dinner.
Was nice to see all the other pals there.... There were some gwailos there... but no one that resembled like Stefan... aiyaaaa.....
(see lar... padan muka.. come late for the pre-wedding)

After that, all the young people were supposed to hang out at the bar, but we skipped that. went out to lepak around Ipoh. My bad.... Last 3visits back to Ipoh oni know how to cling to dear ole mommy n daddy to bring us around. Cudn't even remember how to go to Kinta for siew yuk/Nga choy kai...but we managed to get to Lou Wong.

Next morning, was up n about at 9am, the other room mates of mine were still zonking off... Potong stim oni.... SAY wanna get up early early go eat fishball'dim sum', still babi-ing....

OK LARrr... leave them lah. I shall go SWIMMING... Yup.... bodoh right?? ALL the way to Ipoh just to swim... wahhahaha!!!
But I needed exercise, and since I'm oredi awake, MIGHT as well lar.... go play play water oso nice arr....I'm so glad I did that. Pool was not huge, but nice sprays n oni 3 ppl in there....
Went for 20mins, then went for the buffet breakfast downstairs. Ermmm NOT that fantastic fare, but good enough. I was hungry as well.
Was great to be able to chat wif some mates over breakfast.

Checked out at 12.30, lepaked around town n left for home ard 3pm.

*cerita to be kontinued.....*

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It's Out!!!!

If you're a lover of wuxia setory, Please go visit the master of crap latest offering.... lolx....

I saw it last Friday, and was sexcited....

Hilarious and entertaining....

Thanks VT!!!! Keep it coming!!!!

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Friday, May 04, 2007

WEEKEND againnnn Yayyyy

Yahoooooooo

SYIOKNYERRR....

Work has been overwhelming. Imagine lar... Do 5days work in 3days.....
Colleague said yday... Eh... we come to work this Saturday lar ok??

HAh??? TAK NAK!!!!

Sorri lar beb....This Sat is z wedding of z century ok??? Booked berkurun kurun dahulu mia......

Enjoy your weekend friends... Hugsss

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Thursday, May 03, 2007

It's Thursday!!!

Two days of public holiday is ALWAYS welcomed....

Had a great time paying sleep debt, playing wif Ivan n Isaac, karaoke, gym... sleep sleep and sleep. Crazy!!!!

And it's gonna be the weekend again!!! Whoopi!!!!!!

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