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Thursday, May 17, 2007

Shortest essay

This is a story of a 16 year old boy from New Hampshire who won the World's shortest essay competition.

He was awarded a scholarship at the University of Harvard for his imagination and humour ....

Here's an example of absolute brilliance....

Shortest Essay:

An English university creative writing class was asked to write a conciseessay containing the following elements:

1) Religion

2) Royalty

3) Sex

4) Mystery

The prize-winner wrote:

"My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who the father is.

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