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Ramblings/Rants/Reviews/(w)Riteups...of an average Malaysian Chinese, made in Malaysia, born and bred in the Klang Valley.... WARNING: If you know you're not supposed to be here reading this blog, BUGGER OFF! *no reproduction of this blog is allowed unless permission is sought.tenchu *otherwise.. DISCLAIMER : PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS BLOG IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED. VIEWS HERE ARE SOLELY OF AUTHOR'S (errmm because I'M THE OWNER?) and mostly based on the mood when I write.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

I FOUND it....

Remember this ??



Ahhhh....



Decided to check out the 7minute toll free way that mom and friend said (the shorter cut) that I had missed the last week...

ok...went up the ramp that said Kg Bkt Kemuning/Kg Jalan Kebun,
got up there, turn Right.500m down the slope, there's a traffic light.... TURN LEFT... industrial area on your left.
So went straight, for about 700m in... turn left, then right... eh ??? Got Econsave signage oso.... $#^$% lar my friend....Say dunno where? ish...Okay.... ,many many more left, then right turns later.... I reached the 1st Kota Kemuning roundabout.... And 300m I was at McDonald's roundabout....

Verdict... OK larrrrrrrr.... but so many left right turns... penings la...


7MINUTES wor.... MOM'S so BRILLIANT!!!!!

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Friday, October 05, 2007

new way

Decided to check out a way to escape the Kesas highway Klang toll....Mum and a friend had told me there was a way of escaping so... tried from Klang back to PJ....



There's a ramp/exit off to say Kg Bukit Kemuning/Shah Alam... got up there, turn Right.



500m down the slope, there's a traffic light.... I made a mistake of going in straight instead... *note: You should turn left. I will check out the CORRECT way and blog about it next week...*

So went straight, for about 300, 400m in... I was like... wah... Basket... why the road so dem dark geh?? Kampung Road... turned left (hero la.. followed my driver's instint ma... Car in front and the car in front turned, so I oso follow... wakakak) WAH.. This road LAGI DARK... n NARROW... BASKET... ALL THESE people balik rumah ke??? ish...



But surprisingly, along the way got a LOT of road stalls ... selling food stuff, kuih raya & stuff... mmmmmmmm one of them days shud try their tom yam... slurppp!!!.....


THEN... There's a sign to say ECONSAVE Kota Kemuning... ooOOOoooo... shud reach civilisation ady la... takkan they go open kat kampung mia place... SURE reaching ady....



300m, a left turn, and 400m later... Econsave ..... ahhhhhhhhh pandai... Yayy!!! erk.. but then it's still a bit isolated... hmmmm... TEMBAK katak la.. Turned right....on the left was like the irrigation place... Right was some half cleared palm oil estate....



Go another coupla hundred kilometres...

Roundabout...



Haih?? mana ni.... still no signs of civilisation... Straight on....





Shops on left... erk....





CALLED 911... a pal who lives there...



kringggggggg kringggggggg....



'Hello'

'Hieeeeeeee!!! Where's Econsave Kota Kemuning????'

'hahhh?? Econsave ar?? got mehhhh???'

*D.I.E* MANA lar aku tau she's so char one worrrrrrr?????Econsave pun tak tau... ish....'NOW U Know in Kota Kemuning got lor...thks to me.. hahahah!!!!'

'yeah la... ish.. I think it's the other end of KK'

'mebbe lar'

'eh? how comes you're there one? you try to take the toll free road ar??'
'yeah lor.. but now ter-sesat come here.. call u lar... mana tau u dunno where Econsave...'
'aiyak... oops....so how lehhhh??'

'Nemind nemind...I'm direktory ma... sure can find my way one.... I'm now at...a roundabout Persiaran Anggerik Renantanda'

'haaahh?? never hear before wor...'

'After that see low cost flats .... then Roundabout 9o clock.. a long road'
'uh huhhhh'
'Ahhh..Now another roundabout ....I will go 12 oclock lar....'


'Ahhhh Now I see some Shops...WHEE!!!!'
Eh... got Bak kut teh one wor...... '

'yeah.. here got lots of food one'

'chey.. u stay here how come never ajak us come here eat before one????'

Quiet liao... ahahahha....



Roundabout, 3 oclock

Another roundabout....

Gosh... This reminds me of a KennySia post... - Mother of all Roundabouts... kekeke

AHHHHHHHH....

reached the Entrance to Kota Kemuning from the Kesas highway....

Momma... Amma commin home........



Dis... is anoder community servis from

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Thursday, June 07, 2007

Malaysia Control Centre

Hey.... Haf u got this email being sent to you.... It contains the Malaysia Disaster Control centre number. That's more important than dialing 911/999...since we often get confused with which number to call at this part of the world....

A coupla months back a pal sent this email to me... So I cepat cepat store this number. (are you ready??? The number is..... zero three - two two six two seven five five five) Never know lar... Just in case kan... what harm can it do ???

So .... Two weeks ago, I was on the way home from work... ard 7-ish, 8pm... and then... when I reach a particular area, fulamakkkkkkkk smoke.... looks like Genting/Cameron...but the smell.. Wah... Gerenti u live like this for two weeks u get cancer.... Anyways... I was like... wtf!!!
Okay... the next day... AGAIN... Smoke... arghhhhhhh who the heck is burning?? of cos kennot see lar right.... so dark ady...

Pal called and I was driving halfway (talking to her using handsfree ok???), then I suddenly say... Wah lauuuuuuuuu smoke... from nex to the highway....coff coff cofffff
Then pal said... ahhh... Someone having bbq.
siao woman....so I said.. Yah... bbq wat? Babi hutan issit?
yeah lar babi hutan.. go n collect your siew yuk....
nabehhhhhhhhh.......

Two days later Smoke was still there.... I decided to be a good citizen. I go n try call this number..
ring... ring....ring....

'Hello'
YAY! This is a REAL number....'hello...What place is this??'
'this is the Malaysia control centre'
'Ohhhh okay... Urrmmm... I wanna find out the Bomba number, nak repot kebakaran'
'oh.... sini pun boleh buat repot'
'haaaa?? errrrr' hesitant....
'ya... boleh... Nak lapor apa??'
'oh....' so I told him lar....
then he confirm the thing ady, I ask his name n then hung up

Ok lor... Tot repot ady I oredi am a saint... kekeke!!!

NO........

The burning never stopped...

I called again earlier this week to that number... This time 2rings someone picked up. Then i told the officer lar... eh Encik arr... last week I repot bla bla bla bla bla (conversation was done in Bahasa MALAYSIA cos 1. that guy converse better in that language, 2.I wanted to check out my BM still can use onot, 3.I'M MALAYSIAN...And that's my language...)
Anyways... 3minutes talking to him and explaining exactly which kilometres like 3times, he was like... ok... uh huh, ok.... Then I asked for his name and hung up.

I was exiting the highway ady.. Suddenly phone rings from a landed number.

Hello ???

Hello... Ini balai bomba... tadi cik buat laporan ada kebakaran ye?

WOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!!!! These people effective nyerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........

ehhhhhhhh they got caller ID one ok dun play playyyyyyyyy....

TIMA KASIH BEBANYAK ENCIK IDRIS and whoever who set up the number. Hopefully it'll help get somewhere lar....

OK I'm not super done yet. If u wanna wait... this weekend lar ok.. tata....for now...bed,salt n bolster calling me ady.YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Community servis

Mom called yday afternoon. (Sounded a bit excited...)

mom:wei..? u know how to get to this place arr.... Mont Kiara...??
me: err... Yeah... near Hartamas there
mom: yes ar? I dunno wor....
me: wat company there wan?
mom: I dunno wat company le
me: ..... ?????
mom: but they say near starbucks
me: Sunrise ??? Datuk Michael yam offis ar?
mom: err.. that place mont kiara ar... errr.r. yah.. sounds like that.... mebbe same ofis. There got Starbucks onot?
me: -_-.... OK.... yeah... iknow where...
mom: *glee*
me: yeah u go past Eastin hotel bla bla bla....
mom: ehehe! u draw me map ar... I go there in a coupla days
me: ... ok.. CU....
mom: heppiness dy lar ... cos she found someone who can draw her the map.

dem klakar lar ....


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Sunday, March 18, 2007

Haf u registered?

Hewwoooo friends!!!!

Was once again reminded about blogging this....

Haf u registered to vote?

If u hafn't, please do....

Why is it important?To exercise your right as a citizen.

C'mon.... doesn't take u loads of difficulty... U can pop into any post office(when u wanna pay your bills/send a letter/card to a loved one) nationwide with computer facility (almost ALL). u need to bring is your IC.
You can also turn up at the Election commission offices.

For more information, please click at the Election commission website

I went last year wif my pal (yeah...I'm of legal age to vote...) at the office in PKNS building Shah Alam. Found the staffs there to be super friendly.... Thumbs up to them!!!

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