Hey.... Haf u got this email being sent to you.... It contains the Malaysia
Disaster Control centre number. That's more important than dialing 911/999...since we often get confused with which number to call at this part of the world....
A coupla months back a pal sent this email to me... So I cepat cepat store this number. (are you ready??? The number is..... zero three - two two six two seven five five five) Never know lar... Just in case kan... what harm can it do ???
So .... Two weeks ago, I was on the way home from work... ard 7-ish, 8pm... and then... when I reach a particular area, fulamakkkkkkkk smoke.... looks like Genting/Cameron...but the smell.. Wah... Gerenti u live like this for two weeks u get cancer.... Anyways... I was like... wtf!!!
Okay... the next day... AGAIN... Smoke... arghhhhhhh who the heck is burning?? of cos kennot see lar right.... so dark ady...
Pal called and I was driving halfway
(talking to her using handsfree ok???), then I suddenly say... Wah lauuuuuuuuu smoke... from nex to the highway....coff coff cofffff
Then pal said... ahhh... Someone having bbq.
siao woman....so I said.. Yah... bbq wat? Babi hutan issit?
yeah lar babi hutan.. go n collect your siew yuk....
nabehhhhhhhhh.......
Two days later Smoke was still there.... I decided to be a good citizen. I go n
try call this number..
ring... ring....ring....
'Hello'
YAY! This is a REAL number....'hello...What place is this??'
'this is the Malaysia control centre'
'Ohhhh okay... Urrmmm... I wanna find out the Bomba number, nak repot kebakaran'
'oh.... sini pun boleh buat repot'
'haaaa?? errrrr' hesitant....
'ya... boleh... Nak lapor apa??'
'oh....' so I told him lar....
then he confirm the thing ady, I ask his name n then hung up
Ok lor... Tot repot ady I oredi am a saint... kekeke!!!
NO........
The burning never stopped...
I called again earlier this week to that number... This time 2rings someone picked up. Then i told the officer lar... eh Encik arr... last week I repot bla bla bla bla bla (conversation was done in Bahasa MALAYSIA cos 1. that guy converse better in that language, 2.I wanted to check out my BM still can use onot, 3.I'M MALAYSIAN...And that's my language...)
Anyways... 3minutes talking to him and explaining exactly which kilometres like 3times, he was like... ok... uh huh, ok.... Then I asked for his name and hung up.
I was exiting the highway ady.. Suddenly phone rings from a landed number.
Hello ???
Hello... Ini balai bomba... tadi cik buat laporan ada kebakaran ye?
WOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!!!! These people effective nyerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........
ehhhhhhhh they got caller ID one ok dun play playyyyyyyyy....
TIMA KASIH BEBANYAK ENCIK IDRIS and whoever who set up the number. Hopefully it'll help get somewhere lar....
OK I'm not super done yet. If u wanna wait... this weekend lar ok.. tata....for now...bed,salt n bolster calling me ady.YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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