benefits...

Benefits of sex!!!!!!!!!!!

You've gotta read this. It's hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.

Did you know that you could tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
my8cents: aiyah.... no nid sex lar.. Just got to the gym... u will sweat oso ma...

2. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
my8cents: chey... after eating exercise ar... sei mou....

3. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
my8cents: safest ? errrrrrrrr... sure not ??? WhAat has swimming got to do wif getting special sneakers? .... I didn't know u nid shoes to swim....

4. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression, it releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
my8cents:cure for depression ? oh... got liddat one ar?

5. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
my8cents: the more sex you haf, the more you will be offered? by who? the condom company ar?? bleaghhhhh

6. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.
my8cents:chey... I tell you what... U go to work... do some very tough physicall work... then go to the gym and workout for one solid hour. see whether u drop dead when u hit ur bed onot.....

7. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
my8cents:eyerrrrrrrrr.......... buekkkkkkk

8. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
my8cents:true meh? i kenot comment.. haf to ask peoples dy... haha!

9. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
my8cents:Combat? body combat arr??? Waahaahhaahhhaha


Actualli... this one was a chain letter...haf to send within 96hours,to XXXXX amount of people...
But I never believe in it lar... I'll be darned if I ever get good sex again... ah well... Bah! roflolxxxxxxx Sigh... nemind lar... for the sake of humanity...and mankind... lolx.... Love ya all! muakssssssss