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Ramblings/Rants/Reviews/(w)Riteups...of an average Malaysian Chinese, made in Malaysia, born and bred in the Klang Valley.... WARNING: If you know you're not supposed to be here reading this blog, BUGGER OFF! *no reproduction of this blog is allowed unless permission is sought.tenchu *otherwise.. DISCLAIMER : PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS BLOG IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED. VIEWS HERE ARE SOLELY OF AUTHOR'S (errmm because I'M THE OWNER?) and mostly based on the mood when I write.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Insiden hari ni

Ini... kita nak praktis (????) membelog dalam bahasa kebangsaan....
Dah beberapa penulis blog telah mula, meskipun kata nak membelog esok sempena Hari Kebangsaan and juga Hari Belog.

Ni nak bising ni....

Sebab esok kan Hari Kebangsaan, sebetulnya suasana meriah.... jadi... tak leh la nak
release tension...... (OK since this is like the eve....I'm still trying to figure how to say EVE in BM... ahahahah!!!! since this is like the eve, so can campur aduk la... trial le ma......)

Tadi makan tengah hari sesama kawan dan maknya.... Maknya is soooooooo sweet..... kata nak belanja kita.... So kita pergi la makan makan..... pork ribs dan lamb chops... amboi amboi! Memang sesedapssssss

Ok .... so anyhow, lepas tu.....
Kita pegi la buat kerja.... pegi bank, sesama nak bank cek-cek....Pegi ke BCB, nampak ada mesin deposit cek... gembironya.... akhirnya bank tempatan ada kemudahan itu....
So dengan cepatnya kita tulis detail kitorang kat belakang cek itu and balik ke mesin deposit cek....ke sana, ada sorang wanita asing bersama dua perempuan (anaknya kot....)
Sampai ke mesin itu (I was like just behind her...) Dia baru ambik cek keluar dari beg-nya. OK lar takper......
Lepas tu, dia tulis detail kat belakang cek tu....

TAK PER....................................

So dia mula....... Tekan skrin, bla bla bla.......
dia tiga orang berdiri kat situ... tercegat......... (Ahhhhhhhhh the word.... TERCEGAT... Yeah babeh...didn't go to skool learning BM for nothing!!!!)

Seolah dah lupa nombor akaun........ tercegat kat situ selama 20saat............

Pas tu.... baru teringat dia bawak buku akaun..............

#&!*!#$%^&*%^%$# NABEHHHHHHHHHHHHH (ambik keluar awal awal lah.............. DUHHHHH!!!!!)

OK TAKPER.....

Mula skali lagi... tekan skrin, pilih bahasa dan tekan nombor akaun......

Skrin memaparkan nama dan akaun beliau (atau someone else le...).........

Tercegat kat situ lagi.... blink blink.... Kita dah nak marah ni (api building up inside)

MULA SKALI Lagi.....................................
#$!*%&#*!(#*$&$#*#&$ *toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootttttttttt*

shhhhhhhhhhhhh..... sabar.... be patient yang... diorang orang asing.......

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr#$*!&

TAK PASTI tu, tanya la orang......ugh!!!! babi tul........

Ok dah keluar... lepas tu..... Kita berjaya dapat parking.... so kita pun nak reverse kereta.... Satu Kancil putih nampak, so dia signal la... tunggu kita..... ok... So kita prepared to reverse dah... Tetiba (is there sucha word? lol) kereta depan-nya... Kereta hitam Peugeot....dia nak reverse ambik tempat I......
HUHHHHHHHHHHHH Kereta dia dah halfway to the front oredi..... Nak reverse ke???Ok pompuan kat Kancil putih tu.... (she just looked helplessly) But kita dalam kereta.... Kita nampak that is soooooooo impossible......
So apa lagi... that was a guy..... Kita HONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SEKUAT SEPANJANG MUNGKIN..... Bodoh punya budak...... Dah lah you tau it's impossible, nak buli kereta kancil yang ada lady driver kat dalam tu..........
Akhirnya, he had no choice but to let it go..... Babi kes 2......

Lepas tu, kita kat bulatan dekat Rothmans/LIsa de Inn situ.... ada seketul kereta XTrail yang melampau...... dia kat kereta dia.....dari Lisa de Inn nak gi Seksyen 14. Kita dari Seksyen 14 nak gi ke Philips. So cam Kita nak gi 3o'clock turn, dia nak gi 12o'clock turn la...... So Kita bagi chance kat dia......

cuba teka dia buat apa????? Satu Tangan kat stering, satu memegang telefon bimbit.....
BABI................................ JANGAN GUNA TELEPON kat bulatan le..... dah la tau semuorang tengah stress kat situ, and banyak sangat kereta,. dia nak cakap telefon.......... Apa lagi, kita HONNNNN skali lagi la,..... dan menjeling dia. Terus dia buang telefon bimbit dia sebelah dia dan jalan.Ada ke patut..... isk1!!!!!!

Babi overdose ni..... ugh!!!!!! it must be the babi.......!!!!! geramsssss

2 Comments:

At Tuesday, August 30, 2005 9:30:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waaah.... I tabik at your attempt in blogging in Bahasa. Dunno if I can do any better than that!

 
At Wednesday, August 31, 2005 11:00:00 AM , Blogger FooDcrazEE said...

Alamak, lepas pork chop ramai babi pulak. lolz

Good work blog dalam melayu.

 

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